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brunhiddensmusings:

bravo-zulu:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something 

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I’m glad people can re discover this

the special denial of ‘i thought this joke was pulled out of someones ass, i cannot process this is a real thing a professional was paid money to make’

(via forthemoonandthestars)

ginger-ale-official:

an-emo-whos-now-our-best-friend:

ginger-ale-official:

Mario AND luigi are just funny little men and that’s tea ☕️

Mario is a war criminal.

Yeah but who isn’t these days :/

(via itsagifnotagif)

apathetic-revenant:

“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”

incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go

correct response:

(via turkeyinacan)

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

this is typical from alabama but the fucking wording of this lmfao

(via thenerdyanthrohistorian)